Dumb Fuck!

Yes, shake the jar!

Sometimes you can pick up the kitty get a cuddle and a lap buddy, but sometimes this breeches every code of conduct and is the absolute disrespect.

I have two porch cats. They don’t look it here, but are actually kind of giant.

I pictured this together in a bowl and it’s making me feel a hair nauseated

If trump is going to withhold aide anyway, why doesn’t Ukraine just do whatever?

I guess it may not be set in stone that trump will stop funding, but it’s probably a good bet. I guess you can’t win that war that quickly though.

“he’s starting to believe”

I’m guessing this person isn’t a real frequent flyer if shes expecting a chatterbox and has a sandwich with her.

Probably just shock how how much worse planes have gotten.

But who knows

I’ve got a bum leg. Costco Advil is my friend.

Now I want a bowl of soup with oyster crackers.

Is Bridgerton any good?

That’s what I meant by methy.

I swear by this stuff and saline mist. You can use it as much as you want. It’s the miracle nobody is willing to try.

The newer allergy medicine is good, but I think you have to take it for a couple of months before you really notice it. I like the generic Allegra from Costco.

And get some real Sudafed from the pharmacy. I do the generic 12 hour and split them in half (helps you from feeling queasy).

If you want some real solid advice: never buy the nasal spray that has phenylephrine. It may well be one of the most addictive substances man has ever made.

The pills do absolutely nothing. About once or twice a year I have to get the good stuff from the pharmacy, but I’ve refused to even buy the new stuff.

I can’t help but feel like they could just put something in the regular Sudafed to make it not methy, but I took physics and not chemistry so idk.

I don’t see Louisiana going blue anytime soon.

It somehow absolutely did not occur to me that was a recorded voice.

I’m guessing I thought it was magic?

I honestly feel like this must be how partys flip. The Democrats are the Republicans of the seventies, the new conservative party.

Now, I’ll be the first to admit that the Republican party hasn’t exactly moved left, and is the biggest hole in my theory. Who knows maybe this populism will pave a path forward for them.

Rocking that Corelle.

I swear that stuff was nigh indestructible.

An embroidered sex towel?

Fancy

I was alive in the eighties. I witnessed the birth of social Media, but I’m having a hard time remembering the harems. I was too young to vote though, so maybe that’s why.