Urethra is a weirder name for a dog

Look at that loser piece of shit holding the swastika. It’s still got all the creases from the chinese bag it was in earlier that day. That pussy of a man was too scared to ever fly it in public before this moment, it’s up to the rest of us to make sure he’s too scared to ever fly it again.

Must be nice to have your taxes pay for something useful instead of guns and war like us.

My stray kitten wouldn’t let me cut her claws so I tried the mobile vet. They handed her back to me and said it wasn’t worth the fight, and her sister was free.

Hot as balls or hurricane every day you say? Fuck yeah humans, good job.

So, your father was a Woman?

Yeeeeeupp

Now they just have to figure out how to grow it, disperse it, and provide shelter and jobs for 20 million brainwashed uneducated drones then they’ll be on their way to their own country soon!

Fuck I’m gonna

My mouth bones may be broken but my body bones are strong!

Without a future or desire to live, why would we have kids? Why are we listening to an 80 year old male virgin in a dress who represents a fairy tale and participated in covering up the rapes of children around the world?

I always liked to imagine the Charmin Bears as having small to medium sized nipples, but I’m not complaining

Busy touching it’s forehead to the ground five times a day instead of progressing it’s culture or human’s rights in any way.

These nut jobs are so disconnected from reality, thinking telling people a story about killing your own innocent dog will make you look tough.

Borrow a fire plane and drown the bridge of their ship. Fair, right?

Why is all of group 18 good until the bottom? Radioactive or worse?

Money!

I’d yeehaw if’n twernt so sad.

It’s coming any time now, they’re just waiting on a broke crackhead pillow salesman to make some up.

Awesome!