You rightoid fuckers HAVE NO POLICIES outside of schadenfreude and bogeyman flavor of the month fearmongering. Conservatives are incapable of governance, and a lot more people are finally catching on.

Ah yes, the FEAR CAKE.

Looks great, a much needed departure from the NSMB formula, not that those games weren’t fun. Not a fan of Nabbit and Yoshi being locked behind easy mode, but at least it’s lore friendly I guess.

Not shocking. Conservatives love rape.

I’m going to be real- I enjoyed BotW and TotK enough, but I don’t see them as traditional Zelda games and it actually pisses me off that Aonuma has come out and said we will NEVER get a traditional 3D Zelda ever again. So the success of the open-world Zeldas is the nail in the coffin for the games we actually grew up loving. The death of the open-world fad can’t come soon enough, most of these games are nothing special.

The ‘Switch 2’ having a camera for literally no reason is extremely on-brand for Nintendo, so I kind of believe it.

My PC runs better games just fine.

I think I’ve grown past enjoying Bethesda’s wide, shallow ocean design philosophy and bare-bones dialogue trees. There are simply better RPGs on the market now.

Love how hard they’re leaning into the inherent bizarro world aspects of the Mario universe.

Remember; It’s never been about protecting children. It’s about controlling and punishing women.

You know a game is going to be good when half the industry cries and shits its pants and begs not to be held to its standard.

I will never create and subject a human being to the world our negligence has created.

All you need are two tin cans joined by string.

History has shown us that there is only one solution to Fascism. Maybe it’s time to remind them.

The ‘trust thermocline’ occurs when an organization repeatedly takes their customers for granted, and they reach a critical point of ‘no trust return’ and just leave. Essentially, if you gradually provide less quality while charging more money, you erode trust- and if you lose trust, you don’t actually ever get it back. See: Twitter. And possibly now Reddit. Great term, I love it even, but I hate that the lesson these people are learning isn’t ‘hey maybe we should stop pissing people off without good reason’ and is instead is “this is acceptable risk and we should continue playing chicken with dissatisfied users to make our shareholders happy.”