I think those requirements make sense. The point of the list is to give people places where they can sign up that will have some activity. 5 active users is something and federated with another active instance means more content. Once they’re on the list, I bet other instances will want to federate with them and then users get even wider reach.

Do you mean to tell me that a website called “boing boing” isn’t only written by the utmost professional of journalists?