I never thought I’d side with big corporations…but for the next 4 years, some of them may well be the lesser evil.

gag

That was a Shakespeare in the Park production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed 5 actors. Good ones!

This gives off “Ted Cruz for Human President” vibes.

c/collapse

Well…this can’t go wrong at ALL, can it?

Well, that went slightly better than the worst it could have possibly gone, so…hooray?

Linux Mint isn’t perfect, but at least it’s not constantly trying to steal my shit or force something on me that I don’t want.

Good. Can every other company please do this too??

AMA request: Anyone who voted for Jill Stein or Trump because Kamala wasn’t hard enough on Israel.

I know this has nothing to do with my home computer, but this just further affirms my decision to switch to Linux earlier this year.

That’s their tough shit. They’re the ones who are going to suffer the most from climate change and Trump’s economic policies. 78% of young people who were most concerned about the economy voted for Trump? Yeah, enjoy the next 4+ years, you stupid, ignorant, idiotic fucks.

This is extremely misleading. Most data-driven outlets are open about saying that a 51% chance of a Harris victory is essentially a coin flip.

And the ones that are based off of gut feelings rather than data? They’re less than useless.

I drank a whole bottle of rum back on Election Day 2016 and was hungover for 2 days. I’ve already blocked out the next few days on the calendar.

Because of course he has. His entire life has been about abusing the legal system to get what he wants.

Absolutely horrifying. And very, very plausible.

“I’ll vote to install a fascist government that will give Israel a blank check to destroy the Palestinians. That’ll show Harris!”

I’m sure he’s being told that, but if the polls are to be believed, he IS in a radically better position than he was this time in 2020.

Which is absolutely horrifying.

c/noshitsherlock

Honestly, this is more a prediction than satire at this point.

Let’s hope!