Bojangles

France just happened to get nuked by the English at that very moment. It was unrelated to the helium situation

“Please, Mr. Hands was my father. Call me Geoff”

Why stop at breathing it in when you can rub it on your face. Foreskin skin cream is a real thing. Where else do you think all these baby foreskins go?

Pickelhaube 2.0

Despite the old stereotype of Japan being a futuristic nation that produces the technology of tomorrow, a lot of it’s institutions are still using very outdated technology.

Fax is still very actively used

The government used to provide people with free LSD? God, I really was born in the wrong time period

Birn too late to joins Westerners fighting a proxy war in Korea

Born too early to join Africans fight a proxy war in Antarctica

Born just in time to join Koreans fight a proxy war in the West

The word EmuDeck made me do a double take

“Damn, Supreme Leader wasn’t lying. Compared to this, North Korea is truly the greatest country in the world”

God: “Lucy, old buddy? I need you to invent something for me”

Ok Jack, I’m gonna need some explanation for this meme

Why are you guys talking about nuclear weapons? She’s referring to the “dirty bomb” that she dropped in a Nando’s bathroom in London 2014

I’ve recently had a similar discussion on why orange ice cream isn’t that popular, but exists in form of water ice

Our conclusion was that acidic flavors, like orange and apple just aren’t good combined with cream, instead being better served as a sorbet

But he did have two sisters, which makes this post a lot weirder

Nah, they launched an expedition there in '04 and found out that Mexico is, in fact, a real place

Somewhat related, there’s a notable decrease in gang violence un Mexico whenever a new Dragon Ball movie gets released

Taking the piss out of beans on toast has always been so weird to me because there’s nothing more pan-humanity that eating legumes on a starch

It might be bread and beans, rice and lentils, peanuts and potatoes, but sooner or later, everyone will come up with their own version of “Bean on toast”

Quick question, is this a tax deductible donation? The IRS won’t answer my emails on this

https://xkcd.com/2650/