Looks familiar, but damn it bears repeating
This con is going to clean up when Trump kills the FDA.
B-b-but if I ask real nice, I’m sure they’ll give me a job scraping barnacles off it.
#trickledown
Feels prescient, at the moment
Nah, it’s not personal, it’s just a monopoly.
They do it because they killed all the mom and pop stores.
You mean setting later each day?
It’s getting lighter in the evenings already!
Galileo has entered the chat.
and soon they won’t have to ever again
I once read this amazing short story where the human race was dying out because men had discovered a way to make their penises enormous. Like, carry-it-in-a-wheelbarrow massive.
It looks good on him.
And not much does.
I’m going to put this meme over here with all the other meme.
LEO and DAs always have to look strong. The weaker the offender, the stronger they look.
BuT rAcE dOeSnT mAtTeR.
Make policy first, don’t ever measure the effects.
Ugh, more demands on me? Fuck that.
Changing the subject—why am I lonely all the time?
They’re lubing the skids with a new non-caloric silicon-based kitchen lubricant my company has been working on. It creats a surface 500 times more slippery than any cooking oil. We’re really going to fly down the hill with this stuff!
I often wonder what my future Christian warlord will look like.
Bandanas, backwards baseball caps and pedophilia always feature heavily.
How else can I tell you what kind of leather it is and infodump the complete history of the wallet in human civilization on you?