Shiny and food are the only words a dragon ever needs to learn
Shiny and food are the only words a dragon ever needs to learn
Who is pretty much the opposite of Bill Maher you mean?
The only Maher I like is Skid from Glass Cannon
Seems like an issue one might fix as a campaign bullet point, no?
Vote for me and we’ll keep Bob and Fred and educational stuff free to every tv. Crom knows the only way I became a hitchhiker instead of a missionary was shows on PBS like Red Dwarf, no network is gonna air that at 0300
Carnegie Hall here we come
I wish Gore had won, every other headline wouldn’t be about the impending climate doom and what we’re not doing to stop it
Oh wait, he DID win and the fucking court stole it
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That’s the problem. When the tech bros have more money than a king, who’s to stop them?
This is where we got MSG round brown Ross and his happy little mountains after he stoped yelling, never stopped being an American veteran
How you gonna attack happy little mountain brushes?
I thought that was a Mexican border only thing, turns out European leaders do the same shitty fear monger
I guarantee every coastie wants to rescue live folks, color doesn’t matter in the sea. It’s the politicians saying no to human lives
French is not one of my languages so thank you for doing the due diligence
Sláinte
I think the Brits have it right with BBC. It’s not perfect but everyone pays a tiny bit and it funds news and dedicated programming
What we really need is to reinstate the Fairness Doctorine and stare straight at fox
There is one and only one way to deal with Nazis
Add pugs who live and die choking for breath every minute, selective breeding is not always a good thing just cause it’s cute
(Neither your chihuahuas or pugs are cute, no not even you in the pink outfit with money)
They want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers
-Carlin
You’re supposed to pay tithes and have babies to support the child grooming cult Lord’s work until you can’t tithe anymore.
Even better when you move in with someone, you have two blenders and still never use them. I’ll do smoothies tomorrow, for sure.
Jail = makes $$$
Help = costs $
The math is clear.
That’s a shame cause he is by far the best legacy from Jon’s Daily Show and HBO money lets him do all kinds of wacky shit
Most people still think the explosion at Chernobyl was an accident.
What are you talkin about, everyone knows the longer you sweat in a MOPP suit the more rad resistance you develop, especially on a hot day