Oh yeah I forgot about that. Kinda creepy in hindsight, but I suppose that was the idea

Real talk tho who’s #2 & #3

I support this.

My fellow Americains,

Don’t forget to report any local ICE sightings!

Do is he a piece of shit who lied to get into office or did he lose his mind after having a stroke?

Side note: continuing to run for Senate after having a stroke isn’t bravery, it’s insane.

It’s a well known fact that Republicans like killing animals. Just ask Kristi Noem

He shouldn’t have resisted

There is a process for suing the federal government for wrongful termination, but idk how it would work when you’re dealing with the actual Justice Department

Turns out everything humans need to live on is like hard spice for every other species

This comment section gave me acute radiation syndrome.

Ok this has happened to me on more than one occasion. I can’t tell if i’m really that clueless or if it’s a big with the client I’m using.

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You just gave me a great idea.

I should clarify, I included the excerpt in the post because i, too, believe this is bullshit.

Oh I 100% agree, I just kept the article title the same as was originally published.

Having the onion in my feed has really got me checking to make sure this these aren’t actual news stories.

As I said throughout the entire election cycle, if Trump wins, Palestine will be gone by Summer.

Why are people so passionately hateful of the “Nobody” at the top?

Like yeah it’s unnecessary, but that’s kinda part of the joke.

Because they’re terrorists duh /s