If you’ve ever met King Charles, you’ll know that’s exactly how he pronounces “house”

Ah yes, he was great as Doctor Who. Controversial, but I thought he was very suave

Hmmmm is it explicit because it’s such a thinly-veiled advert?

Photo of two random blokes?

My brain got stuck on if the past tense of take is took, the past tense of make must be mook

BRIOCHE IS CAKE

Sounds a bit too much like exercise, didn’t click

Not so much a podcast but I’ve just finished listening to the BBC radio comedy series “Cabin Pressure”

Turns out it’s quite dangerous to laugh that hard when you’re driving, not recommended

Written by John Finnimore and has Benedict Cumberbatch as the pilot, but Roger Allam and Stephanie Cole absolutely steal the show with their sarcasm and banter

Alt headline -

Billionaires sank billionaire’s yacht

Makita Europe has factories in the UK and Germany, and their products are better quality generally than DeWalt.

Pros use Makita or Bosch Professional

DeWalt is a kinda “poser” brand on building sites lol

Dualit used to be the dog’s bollocks of toasters but they sold out, and Breville is the new king.

If you can find a 20 year old steel Dualit on eBay however, it’ll last the rest of your life

Have you tried their cantilever grips? Thought they’d be a gimmick but I’ve stopped carrying spanners because they’re so good

https://fr.rs-online.com/web/p/pinces/6656233

Add to this Husqvarna, Bahco and Fiskars

Excellent example!

I’m wracking my brains trying to think of another but I think you got the best one!

Really, really reads like it

I think we can safely assume you’ve never met an actual farmer 😂

a journalist YouTuber

You may only pick one of these

Shit-stirring, attention-seeking cunt is more likely

“Help help I’m being oppressed”

We’re not calling it supercommuting, insufferable wankers made that word up about themselves

I prefer cuntycommuting

slams

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