Remember Alf?

He’s back! In wizard form!

When you encounter things like this, God has abandoned you.

Fire hasn’t, though. Fire has no fickle loyalties. All can burn.

Well, given how things have went with YGO…

Yeah. Yeah, pretty damn evil. Fuck your Turn 1 Floodgates.

Bring together the Old Faith and the New.

Well, unless he’s insanely strong, he did it with weapons sized for him, or is a master poisoner.

Both are equally impressive achievements for his physical limitations, in that Genghis Khan sorta way.

Well, he looks quite pleased about it. Probably takes a lot for a caterpillar to reach the rank of Emperor.

I’m kinda terrified of an Oppenheimer beyblade.

Those things are already kinda scary, if they get up to the right speeds. Probably won’t break a bone, but some of them shoot out of that arena damn quick, and some can get heavy as hell for a spinning top toy. Pretty durable, too.

They creeped me out as a kid. It didn’t help that I had this concept that they were like “evil” butterflies. Child brain hardcore taking my grandmother’s complaining about moths eating clothes and being a nuisance too far.

Absolutely adore them, now. Go ahead and enjoy some lamp, little friend, you’ve earned it.

So long as you know you aren’t dealing with an expert, confidence in your nonsense will get you impressively far.

I wonder if there’s some kind of near-surface pipes they might hear water running through.

Has Phoenix Wright been a documentary about the Japanese legal system this entire time, and we just wrote it off?

How To Fire A Gun by Shael Riley and the Double Ice Backfires and Can’t You See The World Is Ending by The Doubleclicks.

Those two have worked their way back into my daily rotation.

Great, now there’s going to be a skyrocket in underaged lycanthropy.

Even worse, they’re going to want to increase their population, and do you remember what happens to the seventh son of the seventh son?

Lycanthrope Sourcerers in our future. None of us are prepared.

Holy shit, I genuinely haven’t thought about that manga for years. I completely have respect for it, from the bits I’ve seen. I’ve never delved into it myself, but I used to have a buddy that absolutely loved it, he used to post panels and pages as reactions.

That is definitely going on my watchlist.

At least Batman has some armored plating.

This looks like “Middle Manager By Day, Fill My Burrow By Night”.

I can’t with that suit.

Batman if he suited up in a BDSM shop looking shit.

Any large enough insect is relatively easy to kill, you just need a Buick.

Apparently, boiling is the superior option.

Tenfold increase in energy yields by boiling.

I haven’t opened a PTCG pack since…

The OG Starter Decks.

Alright, but how are they on the Bay? There’s a right way, and a wrong way. If it takes less than an entire container, it’s wrong.