Fair enough. I think the discussion ends there; I cannot use reason to dissuade you from a position that you clearly did not use reason to get yourself into.

So should there be any penalty for lying under oath?

Great stuff! I’ve found loads of the posts helpful for overhauling my digital tendencies, so thank you all!

Looks like they deliver to a handful of other continental European countries. Anybody aware of a UK-delivering equivalent?

Cringe.