Guys Ubisoft’s mom came to school and asked us to stop picking on them.

I didn’t send you an email at all. I expect you to read it.

Wait till you hear about the sickos using arabic numbers

There’s stardust all over my basement walls 😌

Purchase? I got mine at birth.

My codebase doesn’t have features, I’ve been refactoring hello world for 25 years.

I saw them live a couple years ago, highly recommend

I did this in an interview and I got the job on the spot.

It gets more fun when you get older and you realise you’re mostly just a tired person.

It’s Skyrim meets Super Mario Brothers 2!!!

Cause I’m single and trying to pass this math test

Wake me up when I can buy a lightsaber.

It would’ve been funnier without the speech bubbles imo, but still great

It worked, thanks!

Thank you, Anti FOMO Raven!

Strands #109
“They're good for a laugh”
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I’ve been thinking the same thing every day for the last 10 years or so…

Independent news outlet Astra said that the program features Russian-language dubbing of Carlson’s American shows and is not original content for Russian viewers

Saved you a click.

It’s a feature, not a bug.

The voices’.