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I don’t believe thay anybody will not enjoy this food, so buy now.
I don’t believe thay anybody will not enjoy this food, so buy now.
As a UK resident, I miss being on these maps.
Damn you, brexit!
I can look at my phone when in an awkward conversation, to appear busy/distracted
Dip your finger I’m pvc glue, letcit dry, peel it off. Repeat.
Or find an activity to distract. Don’t sit on the sofa and watch TV (if that’s where you pick), keep busy with other things.
Flour at the bottom of the windshield where that AC air intake is. It’ll blow flour all through the car and they’ll never get it out.
If you were observing as a third person watching in the slowest of slow motion, would the light from the headlights creep forward illuminating the void infront only slightly faster than the speed of which the vehicle is travelling?
Edit: assuming the vehicle is going factional slower than the speed of light.
Strippers vs zombies
I like frozen peas
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When my fiancée goes to work, she leaves at 6am. I’m usually asleep still so she wakes me for a kiss goodbye. I reply with sleepily with “drive safe, I love you”. If I’m to sleepy to say drive safe I worry ‘what if today she is in an accident, and I didn’t say it’. So I bought her a key tag thing that says it, so I know ive got myself covered incase I’m too sleepy
Yep I’m here
I can’t comment on anyone with toes out of their ears, but I’ve seen a lot people with their butt where their face is. Or at least it would appear so, as a lot of shit seems to come out of the hole in their face.
All jokes aside, nice shower thought though!
Actually it was a saved image from reddit - saved a while back. But sure, a repost lol
Laying a fudge dragon, Dropping the kids off at the pool
This was maybe a month or two ago. I was woken up in the morning by my fiancée who told me I’d left the fridge open over night. When I logged onto work HR informed me the day of annual leave I had carried over was lost due to technical reasons (cut off to take was end of march, I took it first day of April due to work time prrssures. They have no flexibility on rules), then a major headache kicked up from a new keto diet I was on. Then to top it off, I was selling my car, and someone was coming round to look. As I loved it put from the driveway to viewing it sprang a massive oil leak, like 10 mins before they showed up. So they viewed it spewing oil everywhere, not exactly a solid selling point. Needless to say they didn’t buy it.
All in one day. That was a shit day for sure.