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And none for Gretchen Wieners.

Or something cheeky and adjacent would be fun too. Like “Once I pop, your buns are hot.”

That’s how my boyfriend and I had our first date. He tried to plan a date a few times but I was busy/flaky. One day he messaged me saying he was nearby at a bar with some friends and asked if I wanted to stop by for a drink. And here we are a year later.

You must spank us all.

I’d love that, but I don’t know if my butt could handle being in a theater seat that long.

Exactly where my eyes went. Pro, Exp, … Ski?

Not sure if this is what they’re talking about, but I bought my cat these treats that are little plastic tubes filled with tuna that I squeeze and she licks the end. Like a miniature meat Gogurt.

Ta gueule.

Laverne did it first.

Thank you for posting here. I was looking for this. I installed it once before using the Reddit directions, but I need to reinstall an updated version and had lost that post.

My cat doesn’t care for people food, but she does paw at my arm until she gets to smell my breath when I’m eating. Our routine is for me to take a bite, open my mouth and breathe at her, and then she sniffs and walks away.

I had a similar issue with an airport. I had a flight delay and got stuck in Miami for a day, so I had to find an Uber at 2 AM. Ubers were about $60 from the airport, but I noticed if I walked about ten minutes over to a nearby hotel and got an Uber from there it would be about $20. I plugged the hotel into Google Maps, Google goes “Yeah sure, here’s the walking directions!”, and I start walking only to realize that it’s telling me to walk down the shoulder of an eight lane highway.

There was no safe, pedestrian way to leave the airport. Not even to a hotel less than a mile away.