It’s an NFA Heron, they’re very sought-after

Ñope

The sandwich has a point

Beans

Stay classy, Russia

Two couches at the same time?

Tally ho, everyone

A mammal swallowing a python whole is a real big dick uno reverse move

Our lawn!

Yes, we burned them

Celestial Seasoning Bengal Spice

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This is brilliant

You’re probably better off with some combination of gold, bitcoin, and low-tech durable goods than cash.

100%

Conservatives don’t have to take away the 2nd, it benefits them a lot more than it benefits you.

So what you’re really saying is that it’s definitely going to happen

Hey Siri, how do I talk my way out of a social media poat I now regret?

If only our past behavior could give you some insight into the kind of people we are and how we can be expected to behave in the future. But given the complete absence of data I guess that’s just impossible. Oh well.

Locking them up helps all the other people they won’t have the opportunity to hurt or kill