The JWST actually sits at a Lagrange Point (L2)

There is a good write up including video and animations to explain what where and why https://webb.nasa.gov/content/about/orbit.html

I’m sorry to hear about your pain. There is already loads of good advice in here and I don’t want to just regurgitate. I have found this video channel helpful in the past so I’ll leave it here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vbIO3TpLXY

I’m a dog does that count?