Chance of him learning for said negative experience: 0%

Six figures? Lucky you.

Go back to your kapusta.

Planes costs too much. Maganazis will use cattle cars.

15 to Stein who’s party didn’t contest most house or senate seats?

Hoping for a president with no house or senate support? WTF they gonna do?

Really?

Clinton???

Chonky kitty!

Rubles.

They did it for the rubles

Luckily Stein got lots of house and senate members elected to provide support to her platform… oh wait…

It will not involve lube.

It will not be pretty.

It will not be quick.

In Russian roulette, I might not die.

Or, my brains might explode out of my head to paint the wall in a vivid splatter.

Why the fuck would anyone play Russian roulette in the first place?

I heard if you coat your face in blood and lie down in long grass with your eyes closed, the leopards won’t ever find you!

Mmmmm bacon…

You’ll work harder with a gun in your back,

For a bowl of rice a day,

Slave for soldiers til you starve,

Then your head is skewered on a stake

Grandpa was telling you about 50 shades of grey?

Or at a red carpet premier: pull up, doors blast off, step out in style over the mangled bodies of the paparazzi…

Schools being effective might become far more difficult in the next few years, especially if Betsy DeVos gets her claws into it again.

Zoom is fucken cancer.

If they’re exhausting or frustrating to you, then you’re doing something wrong as a parent.

I’ve got all the time in the world for my kid, and I’m happy for it to be that way. If you think I’m an idiot for doing so, so be it.

You doubt that being a parent is a great job?