Oh, it’s because they live in a low oxygen environment. They can breathe through their skin and gills.

It’s not.

You can live with me on a ranch. You just have to go to my weird religious services and do all the work without pay. It’s super worth it. /s

I can’t believe a miss the fucking office.

“Rotten Manngos” is the opposite somehow. Let’s jump into a giant Stanley cup.

Russians are really bad about impersonation. Both sides keep changing their arm bands for ID because of that. That’s why they’re using replaceable ducktape. They’re temporary. If you stick with one color, the enemy impersonates you. It’s a colour code. I know that’s morally wrong, but that’s what’s happening. There’s also NO chance that helps with identifying your limb /s. I’m not a combatant, but I’ve been following Ukrainen info lines for a while. They talked about it once. I’ll edit if I can find a source.

Edit: I can’t find the example of a soldier talking about the arm bands, but here’s some evidence (I saw it, but it was removed):

“During the Russian invasion of Ukraine, Ukrainian ground forces started to use reflective yellow armbands, similar to yellow reflective belts used in the U.S. Army.[2] Later, they switched the armband color to blue (the other color of the Ukrainian flag) to prevent Russians from infiltrating their ranks.[3]” Wikipedia

“Russian forces have used red, as well as gray, white cloth, neon green, silver reflective bands, and black and orange ribbon. The black and orange ribbon is a reference to the Order of Saint George, the highest military decoration in the Russian Federation. The colors of the ribbon are said to symbolize war’s fire and gunpowder, the death and resurrection of Saint George, or the colors of the original Russian imperial coat of arms.” Wikipedia

I don’t blame them for hiding the exact info. Loose lips sink ships.

Edit 2: Here’s an article with the person who gave the info:

https://www.indiatoday.in/world/russia-ukraine-war/story/exclusive-change-of-colours-in-ukraine-camp-to-foil-infiltration-by-russia-saboteurs-1924688-2022-03-12

My fiancé likes them

I can’t tell if these people are real or just trying to justify their laziness. Don’t respond to people who call you a radical. Think about every issue and make the choice for yourself. We had two candidates. Vote TODAY, protest tomorrow. I HATE that we’re picking our poison, but we’re all on the same ship. For some reason, 50% of the country wants to sink that ship, but what do I know?

I use them, but I live on ranch so everything is “french country”. Everything is wood and covered in rugs and doilies.dailies, or how ever the fuck you spell that word that means the lacey things they put everywhere.

Dick riding Obama, Obamaaaaa

That doesn’t apply here. That’s the only thing I could think of. “The Boondocks”, if you’re wondering.

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Try Superman

Articles often point out why comics like this are relics of their time, without explaining why they’re wrong today. Sorry for the lack of humor.

Edit: I’m drunk and fell down a rabbit hole, ignore me.

I’m sorry you weren’t able to find your prostate answer. I hope your day wasn’t ruined.

I found gameplay footage: https://youtu.be/XOCUu49Mggc?si=jW4Hng_S8i8LjNn-

Kinematics be like:

Being a nihilist does not make you self defeatist. I’m a nihilist, and I still believe in cosmopolitanism. I’m voting Kamala and then protesting immediately after. That’s the nature of the two party system. I’m alive, I’m a person, and I give my life and those things meaning. We can still fight.

I think the big issue is that a lot of people feel like their vote doesn’t matter because they’re not in a swing state. They definitely matter, especially locally.

Edit: well today fucking sucks

One time, I accidentally said, “gynopractor,” instead of, “gynecologist”. I was super embarrassed when I realized a had basically said, “vigina masseuse.”

I’m assuming that’s because they were using the curvature of their thumb.

Try lua as a middle ground. It’s object based but more classical with the syntax.

Some people don’t know their real birthday but still celebrate on a day of their choosing. I know an orphaned dreamer who does that.