Wouldn’t the stethoscope have trouble actually bringing the sound to the ear pieces if the bark is as rough as in the image?

I doubt it would actually be a stethoscope then though. Maybe something to gather the sap or to see below the bark but a stethoscope wouldn’t help with that. (I’m not a biologist but I know that stethoscopes are used to make it easier to listen to things and likely require a proper contact which one wouldn’t get on bark.)

I just don’t like how many words like ‘freaky’ have sexual connotations. Can’t people just directly say what they want to do rather than saying it in a roundabout way that uses words that previously were unrelated?

They said they forgot to add the license. I think it’s best to give them the benefit of the doubt and believe it was always meant to be open source, even before being posted here.

ew

A knight notices their horse is tired and leaves it at the stables, instead fighting on foot.

Our demon summons involve everyone, regardless of gender and weird look upon first invitation.

Some people have them so it’s more comfortable because the toilet is too high.

What are the ones in the bottom left? I first assumed they were meant to be baby sharks but they have egg cases right?

Everything would be fine until I got an operation which would inevitably go horribly wrong and nobody would be able to fix it.

And if someone honks it should scream in fear too.

You’ve got make sure you program the time machine correctly though…

My new favourite is asking GitHub copilot (which I would not pay for out of my own pocket) why the code I’m writing isn’t working as intended and it asks me to show it the code that I already provided.

I do like not having copy and paste the same thing 5 times with slight variations (something it usually does pretty well until it doesn’t and I need a few minutes to find the error)

Ahaha we’ve got you now!

That doesn’t sound safe. I hope you sent this message with your phone. If you did it from the old computer and happen to have valuable data please feel free to share your IP address, someone might appreciate it…

Sounds more like a flamingo than a bug.

Me and my D&D group 👀

Step one of making a self refilling soda. Tip: Make sure the blood flows continuously so it doesn’t coagulate and ruin the taste.

I specified that it would be running nothing (other than the init system which is the tty). Thereby the amount of ram required should not vary by much.

I know it’s very efficient and small (I believe it needs less than 80mib of ram with nothing else running) and that they leave out some of the basic commands like man to save space. Maybe they wrote more minimal versions of some coreutils?