Imagine the most technologically advanced thing you’ve ever seen is an AM radio that exclusively plays the national anthem, and suddenly you’re being hunted by silent sky robots. I’m surprised they haven’t all surrendered yet.

Every time I share my photography with my parents, they suggest new ways I should be selling it. Just let me enjoy the pretty birds, dad

That damned smile

Can I just request an amputation?

I’m glad Trump is putting a stop to US elections so I can finally stop hearing about them

I can’t get high rn, I’ll freak out.

may

They can’t even stop their own guys sprinting off across the DMZ.

And I forgot it in another dream

You can’t just drop that little tidbit without some juicy details, man.

The time was ten years ago. We’re boned.

I grew up and learned that we were poor

Money talks

But it never tells you love is more important

That said, I’d probably be happier if I wasn’t living in a basement with a single window.

Ah, this just started in the last couple of weeks.

Hell

I’m on Librewolf too. Recently its been fully signing me out of my extensions on every startup, so I can’t just unlock bitwarden with my pin anymore. Anyone else run into this?

Imagine fucking someone so hard they piss themselves, and thinking its a bad thing

Khajiit has wares, if you have coin.

What if, instead of leading humanity in a fight for survival against a diverse mix of alien races with complex social structures, he fought some apes on an otherwise uninhabited planet?

Give this man a lead writing credit.

Weren’t they one of the “build plastic engines and deny everyone’s warranty claims” ones with Kia and Hyundai?

Oh the bright side, probably don’t have to go to work on Monday.

I like this. Not sure if this was the intention, but it feels like looking up at the sky from in a grave. Weirdly peaceful.