Yep. Last time I heard this joke, it was about a Jewish owner and an antisemite buying the drinks. And I think you’re spot on with #3.

Except for the fact that I can’t stand him and don’t want to look at him ever, I really like this. I’m having some weird cognitive dissonance because it’s both really satisfying for my brain when I look at it but also disgusting.

Xitter: Let there be light fascism! (Until we can make it to complete fascism.)

What? Nooooooooo! SU is one of my comfort shows.

Yeah, agreed. I don’t have a viable solution (I wish I controlled my various government representatives, but alas!), but even perfect solutions would be ruined by people. People are why we can’t have nice things. :(

(Really hoping this doesn’t post multiple times. Seems I’m having some internet issues.)

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This isn’t really a gotcha question. The answer is yes.

I have no issues with my politicians protecting people from being bombed. I’d love it if we’d also protect Ukraine with such vigor.

What I do have a problem with is when they provide the weaponry needed to commit genocidal actions and effectively encourage said usage by refusing to apply any sort of oversight.

Protecting Israel, or any other country from violence should be considered a good thing. Causing violence to Gaza, Lebanon, Iran, wherever, should not.

I honestly can’t tell when things like this are actual quotes from him or just people making fun of him. It’s absurd that he has so much power.

And also Walz doesn’t need to be wasting all of his allotted time fact checking an admitted liar. Not a ton of actual “News” in this article, but several of the referenced comments were funny/made good points like that.

If you enjoy eating snack foods with lots of food dye powder (mmmm hot Cheetos), but hate the fact that it stains your fingers, eat them with chopsticks. No mess on your fingers.

If you struggle with your sandwich/burger innards sliding out of the bread/bun when you take a bite, wrap the innards in lettuce like a taco; place in between the bread/buns with the bottom of the “taco” away from the side you’re eating. The lettuce should help keep the sandwich/burger from falling out of the bun.

I personally don’t like the texture of kiwi skins. Even thinking about it is giving me the ick.

Game recognizes game.

what the hell Vance is

A couch-fucking weirdo, from what I’ve heard.

Given the fact that your question has caused The Evil Song to get stuck in my head, Sorcerer, I feel you are obligated to erase “It’s a Small World” from my mind and from existence.

Please and thank you.

Another correction of the headline:

“Y’all Cannot Actually Be This Stupid”: an argument on how people are, in fact, this stupid.

She is so lucky she found you!!

Omfg I feel you so hard on this with a few people, but am fortunate to not be in Texas.

“Never again,” my ass. Those types of people mean only “never again for me and mine.” Genocide is genocide is genocide, regardless of whether we’re the victim or not.

I remember your post from when you first found Boudicca! They look so sweet; it’s nice to enjoy a nap after an adventure to the vet. 💕