I’m tryna penetrative. Slide smooth into them cheeks… so hell it is.
I’m tryna penetrative. Slide smooth into them cheeks… so hell it is.
Those are my crocs.
If your garden was a person I would consensually touch it’s butt.
This is only what they assume it to be. They are still having issues deciphering his weird lizard man script.
My now wife hid them from me for about 3 or 4 months. She’s more flatulent than me. Always to think about how hush hush it has to be before everything comes out. I farted in front of her within days of our first kiss.
To an extent this is my marriage. My wife and I both own our own companies. Mine is much more established and therefore offers me some leeway on my in office time (I’m an accountant). This means I often spend more time taking care of our children. I also cook, make grocery store trips, clean (to an extent), etc. She still helps around the house which isn’t ad much as it used to be. But I see her working her ass off so I don’t complain.
As for protecting me…no. I’m a pretty large dude. 6’3" 250. So unfortunately when things go bump in the night ya boi gets to go investigate.
Girl’s, how long have you been holding that fart?
Earnest Petunia Whirl if a boy. Earnest/Ernie for short.
Carolina Dorothy Mantooth: Whiskers or Dorothy for short.
You could also to with the following:
Kittem A. Cat Dr. Birdcatcher Sir Fluffington K Snuggleworth Esquire IV Ragga-Muffin ragga or muffin work for short names. Gary Lasereyes Shit rock Steve French Bubbles Mim-mim
Every day we stray further from jod.
For the dummies like me, this article references only South Korean birth rates.
Right, I know nothing of his politics but I remember him being fucking hype to run this country. I was too young to vote then, but he would have had mine. Mother fucker was excited.
Agreed. I spent nearly $12k last year and I might see 3 of it back. For clarification we pulled out youngest son out of daycare in August or September. Not all of the 12k was his costs but most of it was (probably around 10k-10.5k) it was near $1300 a month when we pulled him out after a large increase after the summer months.
A gauntlet that lets you control metal like magneto.
But only if no one is wearing it.
Not in service, kinda.
The foo fighters: there goes goes my hero with a boner
Aerosmith: dude looks like a lady with a boner
Tupac: hit em up with a boner
Brand New: sic transit Gloria…glory fades with a boner
Sum 41: in too deep with a boner
Creedance Clearwater revival: fortunate son with a boner
CCR: born on the bayou with a boner
Little Richard: long tall Sally with a boner
Elvis Presley: in the ghetto with a boner
The get up kids: coming clean with a boner
Alesana: the artist with a boner
Various artists: come all ye faithful with a boner
Nirvana: come as you are with a boner
Rich Bryan: dat $tick with a boner
J Cole: middle child with a boner.
This is a semi spicy take but hear me out. He went on for like 5 albums about what a lonely piece of shit he was and that no one loved him and he was a horrible person. He even alludes to being a predator in Science Fiction. I think the song is called, “in the water.” While I would never condone what he did, his actions, in a way validate his music. Something that was often in doubt for me in that genre.
The line I’m referring too is, “hide your daughters, the old men say. We were young once before, we know how we get our way.”
I went to an Indian restaurant a long time ago with two coworkers on lunch. The waiter asked me how hot I wanted to which I responded, “just medium I have to go back to work.” It was chicken vindaloo and it was the hottest shit I’d ever eaten and enjoyed. I was sweating really bad but it was so good. I barely made it back to the office before I had to start shitting.
I go back on a Friday after work. I tell the same guy, make it as hot as you can. It wasn’t nearly as hot as it was that day. I was mad disappointed. Still really good but I wanted it to melt my face like the end of Indiana Jones. Still burned my asshole that way. Defifinite 5/7. Would recommend.
I won some beats studio 3’s at a Christmas party years ago. I had the same issue about two years ago and for like $11 I got some replacements off of Amazon. No issues since.
I see blood but I don’t see a wound. Are they really going to try and pass that the perfect hole there is a bullet hole? Wouldn’t a gun shot wound there take a bigger portion of the ear?