He’s a genius billionaire, so we should always listen to what he says, no matter how stupid it is.

/s

Anything is against religious law if you try hard enough.

Actually, you don’t have to try that hard 🤷‍♂️

Simple, if you’re a white man with money, you can do whatever you want and get away with it.

🤷‍♂️

Yeah, trump will end the war, but not in the way you want, and not in a good way.

Does that voter not understand that many more people will die because trump?

But hey, at least the voter is principled. 🤦‍♂️

Jeebus, u okay Microsoft? 😬

Do it.

Fuck around and find out.

The sad thing is, the nation will care more about porn than abortion rights. 🤦‍♂️

Does kamala stand behind bullet proof glass? I didn’t notice it at her rallies. 🤔

Wow, what a genius!

/s

He lied on the form by checking the box for Alpha Male, when he’s actually a beta. 🤦‍♂️

That’s why he’s helping trump. cuz if Kamala wins, she actually knows the laws, and she’s gonna deport his ass.

Some call Uncle Roger! 😮‍

Licht deeznutz

LOL

gottem

but seriously tho, I hope he’s right. His 13 keys to winning seems sensible 🤷

Dredd (2012)

Only America is allowed to steal data 😤

Silently judging you 😑

Wow, how funny. Elon really wants to help trump win, but he’s too lazy to even make sure the work is being done. He’s busy scrolling on twitter. But that’s just how these jerks are. 🤷‍♂️

Were there any aggressive/scary poll watchers?

Can’t stop, won’t stop.

…dropping out 😛

he’s asslighting the audience 💩

🚽