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General Mills added unicorn marbits in 2018, so this sounds appropriate!
General Mills added unicorn marbits in 2018, so this sounds appropriate!
If you are a trans am you should abstain in the general election. Because you are a car. And cars can’t vote. But I’m sure the supreme court is working on fixing that.
You can tell it is fake because no human would tie up the tent door flaps using the little nylon fettuccine thingies they sew onto each side
I prefer the phrase ‘giving a dump’, because I sure don’t seem to be taking anything away from the transaction.
Alas I have digressed. I too indulged in the literary expositions of the shampoo bottle. Conditioner only on Fridays.
I have become so desensitized to the festering dumpster sludge media that the window treatment shocks me the most in this picture
I operate in el camino reálity. Miss me with that ranchero and canyonero nonsense.
If I am not mistaken, according to the grammatical scrolls, having a chin makes everyone … chinese
Yo dawg, we heard you like engine braking so we gave you engine breaking in your engine braking!
Ok, keep your secrets. I’m just so tired of being a disappointment to others.
Another, there is.
Frakkin Cylons! I knew it!
Say, where can I get some of those square rocks, for uh, reasons?
You may attract python too!
It’s just recliner theater, I tell ya!
Please run for congress. Now.
Saw a kid puke in the pool once on a Disney cruise. You shoulda seen those cast members come running in full hazmat suits and shut down the entire deck! A finely tuned machine, like swappin tires at the Indy 500. If Disney ever got into the military-industrial complex they would take over the world. Worth every penny.
There is nothing on that seasonal display barge worth 150 dollary-doos. Or is there? What year is it and what’s the inflation rate?
I’m also mildly concerned about the handcuffs in the top-shelf plastic bin.
This individual has more debt than the United States government.
Mmmm, yes; science is most excellent: Ballistic Beef™
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