Wish them a joyous Yuletide. A cheerful solstice. A felicitous December.
Wish them a joyous Yuletide. A cheerful solstice. A felicitous December.
The FBI don’t need a back door, they just to find the plaintext default password some unpaid intern built into the product for testing purposes before Russia does.
As you can see, cootie infections have declined 63% under my administration.
I still can’t fucking believe the same guy directed Zoolander 2 and Severance.
It pries, it scrapes, it can do anything!
He understands that papa Putin will release the kompromat if he doesn’t say this.
It’s just a widdle baby star.
Warning: Exposure may cause irritation.
Using something I’ve built to destroy warships before they can launch cruise missiles at an apartment block?
Now I am become death, saviour of civilian power grids.
I’m all about enlightened self-interest.
Like, altruism is rad and all, but some people are only ever going to be helpful if they stand to gain something, and it’s best we remind them of what they stand to gain at every opportunity.
And so this is Christmas And what have you done?
Relax, they’re small cans of light beer. It’s like 4 actual beers, tops.
Windows is nagware now. Microsoft dared to imagine an entire OS on the Winrar model.
“Close enough, fuck it.” — National motto of Ancient Greece
Ah, the superior siege utensil.
This sets the dangerous precedent that sedition is some kind of crime.
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⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️? Am I pronouncing that right, or is the last ⬛️ silent?
We’re walking about Windows, here. If 32-bit ever dies on Windows, it will be lovingly stuffed and placed on the mantle like a pet whose owner can’t admit it’s gone.
Excuse me, but I can think of a couple other people I’d like you to meme about…