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You’re cuter than Tom Cruise.

I’m explaining to the people downvoting that the cartoon man in this meme is from a show written by the man scottmeme is linking to on youtube. And the phrase, “Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!” Is a common meme from that fandom (and said by what is probably my favorite villain of all time.)

That’s Alex Hirsch. He made Gravity Falls. He voiced Bill Cipher. He also voiced King on Owl House.

A friend in high school heard me and the girls whispering (one of whom was his girlfriend). When he found out one of us needed a pad or tampons and we were seeing who had some, he got excited for the chance to go to the store to get them for us, because he said that buying tampons is the same as screaming, “I have a woman!!!”

I hope that guy is happy, wherever he is. He was a kind soul.

Same episode that gave us the amazing, “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.”

Being bi is literally the best of both worlds. It’s the sexual equivalent of being born wealthy.

The coastal mathematicians are just into math to screw you and take your money. The geniuses at πzo really captured the spirit of the math.

(I had to go a long way to get to πzo but I’m glad ai got there.)

Terrible news. Looking permanently moist has been the hot makeup trend for a while now.

My cat loves to answer my questions with a gentle bite on the leg or knee or calf. But in his defense, he only does that if the questions happen while he’s sleeping or doing a social roll.

If he’s awake, my conversation is answered with SCREAM.

This is 100% my suspicion. Mushrooms have never made me even think about my genitals.

I work at a grocery store now and what you say is still true.

Items are only thrown out if they’ve been removed from the store before returning.

I need to add here (because I always do on the off-chance that it might help someone) that you can have too low of blood sugar depending on your specific genetics. I had an a1c of 3.8 when I was doing keto. I had basically had nondiabetic hypoglycemia for so long I was no longer showing symptoms. Please see a doctor if you do anything too dramatic, diet-wise.

This is why I don’t eat mangoes.

I can’t imagine how insanely nice it must be to have a brain that just… makes the shit you need.

I am not storing my info anywhere for any reason.

Binders full of women, you say?

I dunno if you could say that shareholders incentivized the sexual misconduct.

I would absolutely download a car that would destroy every pot in this shop for me.

I have no idea why you would think it’s cringe. It’s entirely true, and Sauron couldn’t tell there was a woman in that armor.

I keep rereading it, and it keeps making me laugh.

Society.

Have you seen how people treat a girl who is open about wanting sex? It’s not good.