TIL onions enjoy being dominated

What’s a Twitter grandpa?

Matt paste, matte cap

“it’s a civil issue”

Step 1: stop doing it.

I eat it more on chicken wings than I do seafood.

Thanks, now I’m craving pizza.

It’s real in the fact he picked it up but it was never alive if that’s what you’re asking.

I don’t see the problem here. If it’s eggplant they aren’t meat balls.

I don’t think it’s supposed to be funny. It’s war.

1. Be civil

UPS allows you to track packages when they’re close.

Ever look at a map? There are only 48 united states. The big one and the series of islands aren’t touching the others so they aren’t united.

Multi-threading.

Their lawn weed puller is legit also.

How many bibles does he need to sell for each contempt charge?

I think the breading would mask the texture fortunately. I can imagine eating this and having no clue what it was.

Google pay and MyQ come to mind.

Some chance would be better than none right? Don’t they have parachutes that automatically deploy at a specific height?

The one I went to had a turnstile after you walk though the front door so you needed to scan the code from the app.