Been living in the US for almost exactly 40 years, never had a dryer on the right. Mostly Chicago and Detroit. I don’t think I would like the opposite. Is this really a norm I wasn’t aware of and somehow never encountered

She is 21 years younger than Biden, and I’m not sure you have actually read her voting record. It’s quite progressive for a us democrat

I think just Iran at the moment

What Is brown collar? Wikipedia says military but I don’t think that is what you mean from context

Lol currently at Maplewood

This makes me happy.

Not defending the company per se. I assume they are just as scummy as the next, but I don’t see why everyone would sign up. There’s next to no value there if you don’t travel alot

Dislike this. I never saw it as a wealthy skip the line. It’s not that expensive . And they are on their private jets already. It’s great for those of us that travel enough for work that it justifies the cost. When you fly more than once a week it’s nice to be able to pay to not have to wait for those that do it twice a year(and are not as efficient due to lack of practice)

Aurora is a relational database

For me it isn’t about knowing when it’s done, it’s about it continuously annoying me if I still haven’t flipped it an hour later

No literally it was the brand name of the chocolate which was sold by a guy named German. Nothing to do with the country at all

Charisma I believe

Maybe I got got by an ad who knows, but I will say this. Pillow cube is the best sleep I have ever had

Knew an Alex cox once

Thanks every couple of months I see an xkcd and think haven’t read that in a while, then I get to go catch up. Today was a good day

More propaganda from big bean. We all know orchids and fruit pits ain’t legumes, let alone beans

I think I found it for you!

My fold gets delivered today. Excited to test for myself. The downside of the advanced Samsung features is all the extra crap that comes with it. My biggest concern is battery life. Hopefully it’s not as wide a std deviation as they are reporting

Do Not Adieu, a play in two acts.

Romeo, a young man with a remarkable patience. Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace. Ophelia, a remarkable woman much in dispute with Hamlet. Hamlet, the flatterer of Andersen Insulting A/S.

                Act I: Hamlet's insults and flattery.

                Scene I: The insulting of Romeo.

[Enter Hamlet and Romeo]

Hamlet: You lying stupid fatherless big smelly half-witted coward! You are as stupid as the difference between a handsome rich brave hero and thyself! Speak your mind!

You are as brave as the sum of your fat little stuffed misused dusty old rotten codpiece and a beautiful fair warm peaceful sunny summer’s day. You are as healthy as the difference between the sum of the sweetest reddest rose and my father and yourself! Speak your mind!

You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and the difference between a big mighty proud kingdom and a horse. Speak your mind.

Speak your mind!

[Exit Romeo]

                Scene II: The praising of Juliet.

[Enter Juliet]

Hamlet: Thou art as sweet as the sum of the sum of Romeo and his horse and his black cat! Speak thy mind!

[Exit Juliet]

                Scene III: The praising of Ophelia.

[Enter Ophelia]

Hamlet:

Thou art as beautiful as the difference between Romeo and the square of a huge green peaceful tree. Speak thy mind!

Thou art as lovely as the product of a large rural town and my amazing bottomless embroidered purse. Speak thy mind!

Thou art as loving as the product of the bluest clearest sweetest sky and the sum of a squirrel and a white horse. Thou art as beautiful as the difference between Juliet and thyself. Speak thy mind!

[Exeunt Ophelia and Hamlet]

                Act II: Behind Hamlet's back.

                Scene I: Romeo and Juliet's conversation.

[Enter Romeo and Juliet]

Romeo: Speak your mind. You are as worried as the sum of yourself and the difference between my small smooth hamster and my nose. Speak your mind!

Juliet: Speak YOUR mind! You are as bad as Hamlet! You are as small as the difference between the square of the difference between my little pony and your big hairy hound and the cube of your sorry little codpiece. Speak your mind!

[Exit Romeo]

                Scene II: Juliet and Ophelia's conversation.

[Enter Ophelia]

Juliet: Thou art as good as the quotient between Romeo and the sum of a small furry animal and a leech. Speak your mind!

Ophelia: Thou art as disgusting as the quotient between Romeo and twice the difference between a mistletoe and an oozing infected blister! Speak your mind!

[Exeunt]