This is giving me goatee vibes

Tumbleweed!

Illuminati controls the Monet

As a Tumbleweed user, I fully agree 😎

forgot to take the Fourier transform

Kate Christobek is not a fan of the Oxford comma

*genocide

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

Company making millions due to its workers efforts, while rewarding them with practically nothing? Sounds like business school is teaching capitalism perfectly.

There are two stalls in the bathroom on my floor, and both have automatic flushing. But the one on the right is miscalibrated, so it flushes every time I lean to wipe, which is really annoying. So the one on the left is my favorite.

Oh, flashlight

I’m left-handed and Autistic, does that count?

I understood this reference

If you’re looking for a rolling release that’s more stable than Manjaro, then OpenSUSE Tumbleweed is a good choice.

Yeah, what is the point of this post at all? And how does the body relate to the title?

So poofy