I woke up with mold growing in my hair because of this comment

They wrote mean words on one jar of rice, nice words on the other, and the one with mean words grew mold, illustrating that you should choose your words carefully. That was their intention at least.

No it’s the mean words

He’s the husband of the vice president, that makes him the second gentleman. If she becomes president, then he would be the first gentleman.

I honestly think Bernie can do more good as a senator than as vp.

Believe it or not, my criteria for prosperity is more than “literally somebody survives to propogate my species.”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redshift#Blueshift

Essentially yes

ITT: people missing the point