Man I really love The Onion, so good

Sure, but Elon is well aware that Diaper Donnie is getting worse every day, and he is trying to be favoured by the king before the royal snuffing.

Chuck in some parking lots and a cashier, and voila, more money to be made.

Always was

Terrifyingly apt

NICO is your friend https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/NICO_Clean_Tobacco_Card

Oh yes, that’s true. It’ll be utter chaos when the grim reaper comes around for Diaper Don, though.

Because, as an example, some very important services communicate solely through Xitter. Emergency alerts, fire depart, governmental bodies, etc. Do I despise that? Yes. Do I ask them to move? Yes. Are they? Hell no.

We should not underestimate Vance, but he lacks the TV personality trait that Reagan and Trump made so more popular, and Trump the cult deity that he is today. I don’t see that couch humper having the balls to go full MacBeth on his king of kings.

An excellent moment to use your 2nd amendment rights to protect the country against tyranny and oppression.

This is so much better.

I guess that’s fair

Nice, and your partner(s)?

Hey, don’t look at me, I live in a country where democracy is not some sort of soccer game with just 2 teams (that also sort of play on the same half). Every vote counts, didn’t stop a large majority of people voting far right, and as we all know, far right only cares about themselves.

Thank you, I hope someone will tell Joe and Kamala.

Edit: looks like I was not clear: I meant that, as they are still in power, they should use their leftover power to fix this problem as well as they can.

Nice

Exactly. There’s nothing - almost nothing maybe - in larger stores or chains that is not designed to make you buy things. Even the way through, Ikea is obviously god emperor there but other follow closely.

This is factual, long ago you could read all about this on birdsarentreal.com

Apparently. To me it seems whithom did not read it, as the first line of the article is really clear.

It’s fkn hilarious, it’s the god damn first line even.