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For the love of your sanity please don’t go anywhere near the modern platformers like Super Meat Boy or Celeste.
For the love of your sanity please don’t go anywhere near the modern platformers like Super Meat Boy or Celeste.
I’m sweating looking at the picture. I wouldn’t last 5 minutes.
This is what Elmo wanted from us.
If you’re really lucky, the CEO might show you a picture of the third yacht your hard work and dedication got him!
…punch cards. My money is on punch cards.
Kids are getting diagnosed with mental health issues, and I’m hearing a lot less about kids killing their parents…
I would like to nominate The Last Dragon.
Sorry…
I slapped this together without proofreading
My satire meter is in serious need of calibration…
BBQ pulled pork is delicious & readily available in a lot of places. I hope you get the chance to travel & pig out one day!
That earns a pitcher for the table, for sure!
I went to a karaoke night one where there were actual talented singers. There was a lady who did this song, nailing all the high notes.
Her friend followed up with Beyonce - Love on top, and nailed every key change.
Not to be out done, one of their BF’s/Husbands followed that With Bill Withers - Lovely Day, and held all the notes…
My friends and I left. We did not know it was that type of party.
Definitely better than a Jeep Wrangler.
Someone moved a picture in Word…
Trap card is triggered and unleashes Blue-eyes White Dragon.
I still like the theory that the “mutants” below are just the Flintstones. The Jetson society hoarded all the technology and moved into the sky to get away from the peasants…
Thank you for this answer! I will hopefully be able to use it in the near future to trigger my favorite response from people: “Why do you know that?”
I waited a year before I got one, and I should have bought it day 1. I love rogue likes, and it’s perfect for them. Plus getting games on sale for massive discounts quickly reduced the overall cost of my gaming habits.