You need to double tap that royalty
I am an enigma wrapped in a burrito that is also wrapped in a fuzzy blanket
You need to double tap that royalty
“Forget everything you know about slipcovers!”
A normal Borderland weapon proccing
We call an ambulance we get fire dept first responders, then an ambulance if you need it. Never got the police, and we have done it many times with my father in law with heart issues.
… And I live in Tulsa
And my sword!
Right? I was all “Giant baby Nic Cage? wat”
I thought I was in programmer humor for a sec when I first saw the image, then I died a little bit
When does it happen? I’m 53, and still obsessed with software development and technology in general. Moving to the country sound like it’s nice and quiet, but too far away from urban things I enjoy.
Bu h onion nws n work nds h lr !
Oh no, a leopard ate my face!
Um, it’s Chairman of the BORED, thank you very much
FFLAGK BIDEN
wat
Nah, he disappeared in a puff of logic because of the babel fish.
That was exactly my wife and I’s assessment of that film. We thought it was a slightly entertaining but mostly boring film… then the last 15 or so minutes we laughed our asses off. Once Brad Pitt’s character makes the clicking sound we were “ohhh shiiit”
Great, now I need to play some peggle
Whelp, we all lose eventually
[Mitch Hedberg intensifies]
Almost everything at Aldi is private label, which is why it is cheaper (again you only find a few recognizable name brands). However, I will not by fresh foods from Aldi as most of the time as it goes bad fast. I do like their snacks and prepackaged deli stuff tho.
Neato, that worked pretty well
Wife repeated a line from the Butthole Surfer’s song Pepper when she reads the news :D