My name’s Buck, and I’m here to party.

I hate to defend her, but there was no tirade about flat Earth.

“May as well just go all out and say it. The Earth is flat, birds are government drones, and we’ve never set foot on the moon, and Joe Biden received 81 million votes in the 2020 election,”

Basically she was being facetious. If that last statement about Biden wasn’t there, I might have been convinced she believed these things, but she’s equating those statements with the “lie” that Biden got more votes than Trump in 2020.

Same here. Evolution doesn’t work that way. It’s basically the opposite. Species don’t evolve to solve a problem, they evolve randomly and sometimes that solves a problem for them. Or sometimes, it pushes the species into a very narrow niche where its survival is ensured as long as the current extremely precarious situation they find themselves in doesn’t change.

If you’re digging a hole to bury a body, it should already be big enough that you can just toss another body in with it.

Mmmm, you seek Heisenberg. Take you to him, I can!

It runs fine on Linux.

It’s true that most people wouldn’t know, and probably wouldn’t look that far into things before buying a game. Fortunately Steam’s refund policy is pretty good for this kind of situation.

They’re playing poker.

Yen is a yearning.

The Roasters guy?

I said Hey! What’s going on?

Bernie has been on the right side of basically every political issue for over 6 decades, that’s why.

Either mine don’t have the coating, or I’m immune to it somehow.

Your math is wrong.

I’m not part of your system, MAN!

That was the Arecibo observatory

They’re like Maltesers

Which is kind of funny because of miscommunication, they thought they were naming a grisly bear.

It’s easy to say that, but the GOP already got their man on the inside there as well with Louis DeJoy.

Maybe you should think on that a little.

That’s pretty tame, IMO. I feel like Souls bosses like the Leechmonger or the Gaping Dragon, are originally much more grotesque than the changes made to the Vanguard demon. Even the Asylum Demon in Dark Souls is based on the Vanguard demon and seems more unsettling than that.

I feel like this guy works out at least. It’s the tutorial boss that you’re expected to die to. By the time you meet him, you’ve been playing the game for about 10 minutes, you probably haven’t really got a feel for the controls or how to fight a boss, and he shows up to scare you, and you die to him, most likely in about 5 seconds. The original stony version does the job, and so does this one IMO. You fight another one later on in the game as a slightly-stronger-than-average enemy, but by then you’re equipped to handle him, and it’s a pretty quick battle again.

I know I’m not someone who cares that strongly about the integrity of the original vision, but I feel like given the 15 years between the original and the remake, even if Fromsoft themselves had remade it, we would probably be seeing similar changes.