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6 tuntia sittenThese are pricey, but you will be happy. Got these 4-years ago and they’re strong, soft, no holes.
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1·6 tuntia sittenWhat gun registration? I have 40-some guns. The cops have no database to find that information.
Do you think the cops have records of the guns you own?! Jesus Christ…
3·10 tuntia sittenIn baggies?! Tarantulas are notoriously fragile. How was that supposed to work?!
Not a “known” serial killer, but it wouldn’t surprise me if this guy killed more than the one woman he ate and raped (her corpse):
Buddy of mine picked up old washers and dryers for free or close enough. Fixed and flipped 'em on eBay marketplace. Made several hundred a week.
The genius is that those appliances are easy to work on and usually have compatible parts. I went over to get a part from him and there were only 2 that fit all American washers.
I used to pick up vacuum cleaners on my paper route. Got stoned at night and cleaned them, maybe added a new belt and bag, perfect. Sold for $20 a pop. (This was in the 90s).
Another friend used to go out with her husband early on trash days and pick up free stuff by the road. Had a garage sale every Saturday, 6-7 hours tops, made $300-$400. “We take our neighbor’s trash and sell it back to them!”
2·18 tuntia sittenFootfall nails this. Aliens show up and drop rocks on us from orbit. The reason we prevail is the only plot I’ve read that makes sense.
How To Beat Aliens
They didn’t invent the ships or tech they’re riding in and aren’t much, if at all, more advanced than us. Plus, we figure out their rigid social hierarchy and turn it on them. Also, we nuked Kansas.
2·18 tuntia sittenIf that was in America it would be covered in speed tape.
Started Grimm’s tales today. First story: A lady in waiting screws the princess out of her husband and takes her place. Once the king figures it out he asks the fraud how she would punish a person who did such a thing.
“Throw her in a box with a buncha nails pointing inwards and drag her happy ass behind two white horses until she’s fucking dead.”
(I’m paraphrasing.)
King: 10-4. I know you’re the fraud. Have fun with your recommended sentence.
his computer says you own a gun
The fuck are you even talking about?!
See the Turtle! Ain’t he keen!
We used to say that peeling your beer label was a sign of sexual frustration. Hmmmm…
19·2 päivää sittenSolid explanation. I’d only add that I see the word in fiction used to describe Europeans and Americans as expats if they’ve been overseas for years and not even working. Seems to be people who eventually mean to return home.
22·2 päivää sittenLMAO! Having a solid giggle, haven’t heard that in ages!
As a young Tulsan on my first tech support job, it took me ages to figure out that Yanks aren’t as mean as rattlesnakes, they just talk that way.
Alaska: Fuck off and leave us alone.
1·2 päivää sittenCan we get The Black Sun while we’re at it?
Look here dude, we still doing “no nut November” or what?! Why must you tempt me?!
NW Florida, very conservative. Saw one in Taco Bell a month ago. Before that it had been a couple of years.