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3 hours agoGermany:
Bielefeld. Everyone recognizes the name, it’s marked on all maps, officially it has a football club.
But in reality, it doesn’t even exist.
There were shadowy conspiracists lurking in the dark alleys of Washington, and hiding from the glaring sun in the High Desert of California, but they were laughably easy prey when the Martian lizard people, the subterranean Vril-empowered mole-men, and the globalist pedophile Commies did show up.
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8·3 hours agoIt’s already a world war.
4·4 hours agoWatch this vid for a good explanation on how to avoid the issue:
https://music.apple.com/us/music-video/never-gonna-give-you-up/1559900284
Yeah this isn’t like the last election in Germany before the Nazis, where armed brown-shirts were standing inside the polling places and half the opposition had been arrested in advance.
This was just a normal US election, and the result was Trump.
After he had already said what he’s about to do. In public. Many, many times.
And it wasn’t even close.
8·5 hours agoIt’s Jesus! I recognize the middle name.
That’s cause earth isn’t actually rotating at all. The entire universe rotates around earth.
1·6 hours agoMaybe she got pregnant, so Trump discarded her.
6·15 hours agoOh yeah, I have a 35 hour week, 42 days of paid vacation and can mostly work from home.
I got more time and energy for silly stuff than when I was unemployed.
That’s how I ended up making 6 figures as IT sysadmin, with a BSc in Ecology.
41·18 hours agoExcept viruses aren’t living, and we already use them for vaccines.
When you have no idea what you’re doing with your fingers, but somehow you’re doing it right.
Rip off his arms. You’ve a right to them!
It’s not a present, comrade.
It’s ours!
14·1 day agoThat sounds like something the best elite soldiers would have done 100 years ago, and the rejects today.
“bloat” is just short for “your computer sucks”.
Dump your peasant tier shit and go fill up that 42U rack.
in a frictionless vacuum
16·1 day agoIt’s good for speech to text, translation and a starting point for a “tip-of-my-tongue” search where the search term is what you’re actually missing.
That’s…not, how that meme works.
You’d know that, if you read books.