I like Pelosi, mostly cherry Pelosi. I’ll usually go for Coke or Dr. Pepper, but soda is soda and Pelosi is soda.

More like Wokenstein!

They’ve saved us! Just like when they fixed COVID by telling people to stop testing and then sent our tests over to Putin

Are… Ummm… Is this flirting? Can’t it instead be “A penny taken bowling and then for ice cream” instead of going straight to pillaging?

WON AN ELECTION WHILE UNDER HOUSE ARREST???

There are no words for how low our country has fallen.

Pspspspspspspspsps

“A penny saved is a penny earned!”
- Benji F

I know a curse or two!

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^{fart…
poopie…
butt…
fart-butt}

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As a southern-ish Texan, I love this idea. Granted, the border-city cartels will probably murder the shit out of me, but I could briefly celebrate Mexican heritage without feeling like a poseur.

YOU DON’T WORK WELL OVER TEXT!!!

It’ll be because democrats are trying to raise the minimum wage and let trans people be represented in libraries.

/s, cuz I get in trouble for not relaying sarcasm well

Is it you and me? I bet it’s you and me.

35,00-year-old cub?? How long did these fuckers live?! Probably to a bajillion years old

Why not regular pineapples and a lacrosse stick or an ahtlatl?

If there’s a merciful God, this man will live to 120 with full cognitive faculties, still facing litigation and never getting a single day where someone recognizes him for anything other than the shitty mayor who ruined his farce of a good name. On that day, may he pass away scared and alone and finally acknowledging how undeserving he is of any dignity in death.

Plain Jane? @OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca

Uh, actually, it’s fish poopoos and peepees

Whatever, nerd! *writes angry post about how digimon fans are dumber than Yu-Gi-Oh fans and why being a Brony is the best*

Plenty-o-pigs sounds like a great police hookup app