a bit weird, as a kid I developed a habit of making “tape swords” by taking a long piece of clear tape and rolling it into a thin tube. I still do if if I find myself with a roll of tape, it’s a good fidgeting tool.

what the hell is going on with that sink(?) on the right

painfully accurate. the pile of candle making supplies taunts me every time I walk past it. I’ll get to it one day, I swear…

sentient cotton ball

he looks very polite

rotate the furry noodle

Me accidentally hitting one of those at 3am when the rest of the house is asleep

or ask them for their honest opinion of you. kids are brutal.

your memory does not serve you correctly. Cis is a descriptor, it just means someone whose body and gender identity match. that’s like saying straight is a slur.

so does that technically count as a scarf or a sweater?

mmm cronchy bowl

most of the population isn’t tech-savvy enough to know about different browser types, or care about which one they’re using. The reason chrome is so dominant is because it comes pre-installed on many devices, and so people just don’t bother to change it.

cmon, fisherman is obviously fishfighter