Oh, you magnificent bastard!

Respect the judiciary or leave the country.

Despite apparently being just the right place for it, Columbia won’t be having “Dictatorship 101” courses.

It must be nice to be amoral, unburdened by principles, unshackled by intellectual honesty and unhampered by hypocrisy: They can shamelessly do anything and still sleep like a baby when they’re done.

“Hey I can reduce the amount of stress I feel by unilaterally make other people feel x10 as much, but that sounds like a their kind of problem. Pft. Taking responsibility for my own life? What am I, some sort of adult?”

It’s the core of the criminal mind-set: That somebody else should non-consensually pay the price for the criminal’s actions.

It wouldn’t stop Americans either I daresay; it would “just” criminalize expressing it.

“The 1st amendment? Wazzat? Does it make me richer?” – US Republicans, probably.

Yup, that sounds like Trump’s spiritual advisor, all right. On the other hand, he’s not looking to render the poor down for biofuel production unlike Thiel’s Guru Yarwin, so there’s that I guess.

I might as well give up on sanity now and save what little yet remains, by lulling myself into the delusion that Trump’s statement implies not that he’s a dribbling moron, but that he’s well-acquainted with Leonard Susskind’s work on the Holographic principle.

Shit no. Unlike the MAGA’s I’m not mentally flexible enough for that level of gymnastics, and I may just have sprained my brain. Send help.

Meanwhile, the FBI apparently has plenty of resources to run around persecuting people not for their actions, but for their environmental views. Forget neo-nazis and traitors, who clearly only wants what’s best for their country - the lovable little scamps. /s

Skyrim can be played as either, though I personally do prefer 1st person in the case of Skyrim. I specifically said ‘3rd person RPG’ because the point I was making wasn’t limited to just Skyrim, and anything played 3rd person is obviously where it’s important to my experience of, ah… the game. Yes, totally of the game.

“My ass was itchy and I couldn’t get at the talcum.”

“Now listen here, you little sh-”

For me it’s not even about gender identity or role playing. If I’m going to spend 200 hours in a 3rd person RPG looking at a character’s ass, that ass had better be female.

This is my surprise face: (・―・)

Yeah, but figurative drowning still beats the literal kind. Barely.

Mountain house with a hot tub. Climate change and rising water levels makes a beachfront house a poor idea, and nobody sane would want to live in suburbia. You won’t have to deal with a HOA in the mountains, and who doesn’t want a hot tub with a magnificent view?

I don’t, no. I do wonder how many pounds of cocaine a person has to snort to make a statement like that without vomiting from abject self-loathing in the process though.

This is some serious world class assholery.

Apparently, slashing their budgets to the tune of $660 million, will:

“…strengthen the food system for schools and childcare institutions…”

Do you guys think they realize just how full of shit they sound?

So far as I can remember, this marks the first time he’s said something I actually believe.

Thanks, buddy. I appreciate it.