i’ve been obsessively commenting on reddit for years… i’ll live on forever

i want them trained on me so that our future robot overlords will respect me… maybe create some simulacrum of my consciousness to live on forever

felt longer

a very small percentage of helium will disable the phone

i’ve tried that but then we both lose

if everything smells like shit wherever you go, it’s time to look at the bottom of your own shoes…
~(i’m saying you’re the asshole)~

just reply with “no, i’m not”

you’re an idiot and i’m not taking this “conversation” seriously….
and “no you” because you’re literally doing the thing you’re accusing me of, not because i’m rubber and you’re glue

lol… no, you jumped to ad hominem… a word that you apparently don’t understand

just because you can’t understand things doesn’t mean you have to pretend i’m lumping things because i dislike them….

“pay” has NEVER been limited to currency… you’re just myopically capitalist….

wow, i didn’t know words became immutable as soon as they’re added to wikipedia….
or that monetary compensation is the only way to pay someone….
…
fantabulous

you pay in ways other than money…
i.e. forced registration is still paywalled… (and there’s usually an article limit or some such after that)

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undersea cables… the threat was about cutting undersea cables….
stfu, nobody said the entire internet….

just read the article before trying to debunk the title….

they’re quite capable of taking out the satellite portion….
see also: Starfish Prime

… weird how you just replied to the title of the article without reading it…

then we have no constraints - even moral - left to prevent us from destroying the ocean floor cable communications of our enemies,

they’re talking about cutting ocean floor cables…

and

In recent months, Russia has been accused of interfering with GPS navigation systems, causing havoc on commercial airline routes. As a result, flights from Helsinki to Tartu, Estonia, ground to a halt for a month in April.

nothing about nukes.

btw, Nothing But Trouble is pretty much set in Centralia….
also, the best movie ever made… and Tupac’s debut….

checks the microplastics in my brain

yes, that makes sense

it’s an oil depot… it could burn for months

make actual statements, not meaningless references to figures of speech that don’t even kind of apply….