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Cake day: December 29th, 2023

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  • it’s not safe to stay out to shovel until Wednesday (when the temps and windchill will finally be above negative)

    i grew up in michigan and, yeah i shoveled snow in negative temps when i was 12… it’s safe IF you bundle up properly.
    some long johns, or even sweat pants, two pair of jeans… boots… (you can put breadbags over your socks if they leak or you don’t have boots…
    tons of layers of shirts, a ski mask, and gloves…
    no problem… you want the outermost layer to be waterproof/windproof…
    trench coats are actually quite functional and not just for murderers hiding guns…
    and the more you shovel, the more you warm up…
    of course, if the wind is real bad it gets kinda pointless, but you can kinda throw the snow with the wind and it’ll fly away… (unless there’s not one prevailing direction of wind)
    ummm… road salt is pretty important… sand helps too…
    also the layers help when you fall down on the ice…











  • most bald jokes seem to be self effacing… otherwise i don’t think most people care that much.
    and while being bald is generally considered unattractive, a lot of people find it extra hot so mathematically it all works out…
    but yeah, body shaming men is extra popular.
    short dudes get it the worst, i guess because of general aggressive primate stuff that goes on…
    but im on the really tall side of things and ive had several shorter guys confide their jealousy to me.
    i’ve seen the pain… the way they see their life as awesome if they were just really tall…
    honestly it’s got a looot of drawbacks…
    can never find shoes that fit, shirts or pants that are the right length, bicycles are usually dangerous… (i’ve personally gone end-over-end)
    bus, planes, restaurants… almost all seats suck
    very rarely, it is like a super power, but usually it’s like a handicap…
    and your penis probably isn’t that small… porn is crazy… (porn addicts are the number 1 customer of porn)
    also, if you lose weight your dick gets bigger (:

    but i’m against all getting down on the way someone is… i guess fat hate gets a pass because people consider it a choice… even though that’s a part of it, it’s not so much under most people’s control… and pretty complex