Oh, my, god. Pecky, look at her cloaca. It is so big.
After the longest drought in recent memory, some over at deathlist.net see Jimmy Carter as the key log to unleash a torrent of deaths in the latter half of 2024…
The Sonix Temudriver says:
Error: Division by zero calculated successfully. Unable to break infinity.
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I can switch to a parallel dimension. Maybe I’ll try rebooting there and then popping back here to change the localisation. Thanks!
hamburgers
? Next you’ll be telling me to set the base time references in mm-dd-yyyy
, lol.
“Right lads, 'eres the job: £134k bars of the finest, ripe for the taking.”
“£134k? Weight’s gonna be a problem. That Luton crew got done last year overloading with £90k of Yorkies.”
“Not a problem 'ere, lad, know what I’m saying?”
“… … … Buenos? Son of a bitch, I’m in.”
Or, AIs who are programmed not to lie will start writing, “Hi, I’m AI,” to avoid detection.
Trams don’t need to worry about no porking zones
Disregard currency; acquire sleep
Towl
I think the median average temperature is around 2,200°C.
The Earth has a radius of 6,371km, giving a volume of 1.08e13km^3.
A sphere of half this volume would have a radius of 5,057km. Within the Earth, this sphere would sit at a depth of 6,371 - 5,057 = 1,314km.
From this chart, the temperature at that depth is around 2,200°C, so half the volume of the Earth has a temperature above that, and half a temperature below it.
618ml equates exactly to 600ml + 3% - maybe manufacturers add 3% on top because that’s the maximum allowable variance in quantities?
From a quick search, 412ml and 515ml both seem pretty common too.
You think a Gentoo user would appear in a comic with a graphical interface?
Holy contrived punchline, Batman!
Military issue poop explode
It was at that point Striker realised anyone on a phone would not be using a mouse.
Must feel odd, as a stripper, to encourage people to slip portraits of your mum into your pants.
You’re supposed to put each machine on top of each other, hence the term full stack developer.