Streaming services over here going all Anakin to our Obi-Wan.

“Why do you want to work here?”

Uh, I don’t, but this stupid thing called not dying requires me to have money and you’re offering to pay me money for doing a job you need doing.

By and large the only businesses who say, “Nobody wants to work anymore,” are places that don’t pay enough.

Yep, pretty much. Funny, you don’t hear about this being a problem for jobs paying $100,000+. Weird, that.