robocall@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 1 month ago"I was shot in the head, just like Lincoln."lemmy.worldimagemessage-square66fedilinkarrow-up11.06Karrow-down112
arrow-up11.05Karrow-down1image"I was shot in the head, just like Lincoln."lemmy.worldrobocall@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square66fedilink
minus-squareDaddleDew@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up114·1 month agoHe’s going to find a way to compliment himself for “dodging the shot” as if it hadn’t been pure dumb luck.
minus-squarepyre@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up59·1 month agoto be fair, this is nothing compared to the number of bullets he dodged in the Vietnam war.
minus-squareVaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up37·edit-21 month ago I saw the bullet on the way, dodged it, and directed the return fire before the lady agent went for me (they can’t resist me you know)… Put that into a trump translator and bingo.
minus-squarelemmylommy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·1 month agoAnd the bullet said, with tears in its eyes: „Sir,….“
minus-squareHubi@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 month agoHe’s probably about to turn it into a “I was spared by the grace of God because my crusade against evil wasn’t yet finished” kind of thing.
minus-squareJeeBaiChow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoIronic, if he had leaned left at the time.
minus-squareSulaymanF@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoRemember how he claimed he would have stopped a school shooting if only he had been there?
minus-squareDaddleDew@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoYes. How that was not seen as the pathetic chest beatings of an insecure idiot craving praise that it was by the people attending his rallies is beyond me.
He’s going to find a way to compliment himself for “dodging the shot” as if it hadn’t been pure dumb luck.
to be fair, this is nothing compared to the number of bullets he dodged in the Vietnam war.
Put that into a trump translator and bingo.
And the bullet said, with tears in its eyes: „Sir,….“
Always with the ‘sir’
He’s probably about to turn it into a “I was spared by the grace of God because my crusade against evil wasn’t yet finished” kind of thing.
Ironic, if he had leaned left at the time.
Remember how he claimed he would have stopped a school shooting if only he had been there?
Yes. How that was not seen as the pathetic chest beatings of an insecure idiot craving praise that it was by the people attending his rallies is beyond me.