When becoming aroused, the plane exposes its clitorotoris. This is natural and nothing to be ashamed of.

When a plane loses power this lowers into the airstream to make brrrrrrrrrr sounds to keep the illusion of engines.

Edit: I feel I should expand on this. Like a hockey card in your bmx spokes.

Runs the margarita blender in the cockpit.

You see, when two airplanes love each other very much…

When an aircraft loses engine power, this automatically pops out. As in this scenario, not all instruments are powered and one has only one shot at landing, this is to assist in the expected imminent landing; it operates something like a curb feeler on a car. When you hear the propeller impacting the runway, you know that you’re probably too low.

In the event of a water landing, this’ll taxi the plane to your destination.

That’s the built in leaf blower to make sure that the runway is clear for autumn landings. Most airports have their own de-leafing crews, but not all of them.

They were mandated to be installed after a string of landing crashes in the 90s got people making “fall” jokes too often, which upset the FAA.

If the pilot flies low enough, this will serve as a ground troop slice-n-dice. Advantages over conventional hardware include:

1. Unlimited ammo
2. A mfuckin sword
3. See #2
4. Long range (compared to a normal sword)
5. Phallic

In recent news, Ukrainians are exploring ways to strap C4 to it.

Should’ve added the NSFW tag on this, I was on an air field and every airplane in the area had there’s pop out…. Lots of fluids everywhere.

Its a baby plane being born! They come out propeller first

These deploy in case of total engine failure to provide enough thrust to get the aircraft to the next airport.

It’s for pedaling when you run out of fuel.

Ludicrous speed!!

It’s one of these but for planes.

This fan is for when the outside of the plane is hot.