As an American, I know for certain it’s not America. I feel no need to continue this game.
🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
But you guys could catch this opportunity to bring some democracy 💦, right after identifying it.
🫶🙈🥺🥰😍🫦💕
is there oil?
I heard they were thinking of switching to * whispers * “the comie” side :0
eagle screeches ominously in the distance
Fun fact: that famous “eagle screech” is actually a recording of a Red-Tailed Hawk.
Eagles sound like fucking idiots in real life
Yep they sound like seagulls
We’re off that. We’re already the global captain of oil now. If they got lithium deposits we’ll fight China for it.
No oil? No tacos? No point…
I THOUGHT THIS IS AMERICA!
Don’t catch you slippin’ now
Look what I’m whippin now!
I have an app on my phone that identifies America or Not America and it says that is not America.
try scanning an obese person, curious what it’d say
France, I’m so sorry about your cancer diagnosis.
I think it’s the clitoris?
No, that would be outside the straight of Gibraltar. This is the nation of G Spot.
I’m pretty sure it’s actually The Republic of Prostate
It’s called The Human Prostate Republic! Read a book or something!
At least after the Human State Republic annexed Prostinia in 1991.
Greater Catalonia.
Clearly that’s Outer Spain
Spain’t
For everyone on here making jokes about this beautiful land, shame on you. My ancestors spilt their blood protecting the Principality of Pyren against the French and Spanish invaders in 1525. Shame on all of you.
That’s Yurp. And people who live there are Yurpean.
Aquitania?
TIL France and Spain have a taint.
Ha easy! That’s Genovia, the country Anne Hathaway is a princess of.
I still fucking remember its goddamn anthem for no fucking reason. Can’t even remember the last time I watched it, but it must be at least 18 years or so.
Read this comment with the SO over my shoulder and we both go in unison 🎵GEEEEENOOOOOVIAAAAAAA 🎵😂😭😂😭
It’s too similar to the Canadian anthem. Every time that plays my brain goes
Famous for their pears
Looks like Whatthefuckistan to me.
That’s Florin, it used to be divided by two countries, Florin and Guilder, but there was this horrible kidnapping incident which led to a revolution which merged the two.
William Goldman wrote the definitive book on the topic.
The real secret european country. We just didn’t unlock it (Yet). Be a man and don’t look it up.
occupied Koenigsberg?
New Prussia
It’s a Russian enclave, but I don’t know what it’s called without looking it up. I’ll be the first to say “Oooooh right” when someone does post the name.
Akshually it’s a Russian exclave. That means it’s disconnected from the main part of Russia. An enclave is like Vatican city which is totally surrounded by Italy. 🤓🤓
Isn’t the Vatican a “country” with exactly one citizen?
There’s a bunch of staff there too. Wikipedia cites an estimate of 764 people.
Having been there, that’s a lot less than I would have imagined it to be. But that means nothing.
I mean, there may also be plenty of non-citizens there at any given time.
I said “Oooooh right” before you. What now, buddy?
The guy’s clearly a fraud
Oh it is on!!!
Kaliningrad
Oooooh right
Ooooh right
So, pre WWII that was more-or-less East Prussia. Does anybody know how Russian it is these days, in terms of language and culture? Is there any remaining hint of Prussianness vs Russianness? I would think that having no land route connecting it to the rest of Moscow might result in it having its own identity. But, I don’t know enough about its history to know if any of the people there feel a connection to the pre-WWII identity.
OTOH, sometimes you get the opposite effect, like people in the Falkland Islands feeling even stronger connections to Britain than a lot of the people actually living in the British Isles.
Also, since it’s the home of the Black Sea fleet, I imagine that means a lot of Russians in the navy moving there, which would tend to exert a strong Russian cultural influence on the area.
Well all inhabitants were pretty much thrown out or fled to Germany in fear of persecution. Then Stalin filled it up with ethnic Russians.
They do have their own identity afaik, but it stems more from the connections they made with the neighbours: Lithuania and Poland.
I don’t know how deep it goes, but Kaliningraders were more against the war as it inconvenienced them in doing their shopping in Lithuania.
Btw it’s only half of East Prussia, the southern half was given to Poland.
Maybe this is this Yugoslavia I’ve been hearing about. I can never find it on the map.
Yugothesenuts got em
Yougoslobmynuts HA
I’ll give you a nickel if you say it out loud.
That’s obviously Morocco, pfft, everyone knows that.
