Edited title to rule
He pussied out on fighting Zuckerberg, too. His actual mommy had to intervene. Soy boy Elmo.
I wouldn’t call him confident enough to eat soy in public
Is this real? This is some cartoon villain shit.
It’s real, check his Twitter feed. Also, why worry? He’s got plenty more where that came from. /s
I just had this sent by a friend and found it funny. But for the Healthcare CEO killed media and corpos love to play the “family father” angle.
He shared a similar image himself, very much yes. https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1865304483070169440
🤢🤮
xcancel link (an alternative frontend). The image and the replies are interesting, it’s like a facebook market level quality botnet.
This guy could not be less funny, Jesus Christ.
doge and minidoge
kill me
kill me
They’re trying.
Is xcancel a revival of nitter? I thought they couldn’t work around the new API limitations.
Nitter has worked for me on some instances recently, like poast.org.
I also had to wonder if it’s real. Since when has Elon ever been a father to any of his kids? I find it hard to believe that he would ever appear in a picture with his children.
Wait. Are we sure it’s his kid?
“hey, want to see where daddy works, disposable meat shield number 9?”
one of my favorite PDK books
I wonder if he’s trying to speedrun this kid hating him. Not going to be a nice day when the kid realises daddy used him as an emergency bullet sponge
Next he’ll walk about in a robot suit with children strapped to the outside all around. Finally we know why he keeps breeding like a rabbit.
As much as I like the image, we already know why he keeps breeding like a rabbit.
He’s got a huge impreg fetish and zero self control.
Because he’s a Nazi and wants to improve the gene pool
Alimony Tony over here can afford it. He can throw a stupid amount of money at any woman he knocks up and then whine publicly when she starts dating a new person.
He grips him by the legs so he’s easier to swing around and throw at attackers
Strategically weaponized toddler
This is why The Adjuster went for the leg shot first
His ex daughter has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
Same energy
How do these series of events unfold? Am intrigued by whatever I’m seeing.
Came to share this. Glad you already did. Thank you.
I fucking hate this dude so much. I hate that he make me feel so much hate for him.
Still would
Harnessing this phenomenon .
So with the click!
What is sad is that such a child will grow up in that same culture and way of thinking …
This is the problem, such individuals will delight in pushing their agenda on kids…
He’s not terrible good at instilling his beliefs in his children. That’s already been tested. One day that kid will remember the one time he actually saw his dad and be horrified when he realizes why he was riding on his father’s shoulders.
He tweets 60+ times a day so he has no time for teaching his kids.
Eh, killing a CEO and making a real life batman??? This sounds crazy rad
It must be soulcrushing for the kid to grow up and realize his dad only started spending more time with him to use him as a meat shield.