They don’t get any epic music for the fight.
No no no, they get something Deadpool-esque, like Barbie Girl or Dragostea Din Tei.
And yes, I’m old, sue me. Let’s see what the Supreme Court has to say about that.
I was thinking something very similarly psychotic like “Let it Go” or “The Sound of Music.”
This, and other equally valuable reasons, are why I choose “I Will Survive,” by Gloria Gaynor.
Stayin Alive by The Beegees was my first thought.
Or we could recreate the zombie beating scene in the Winchester from Shaun of the Dead to Don’t Stop Me Now by Queen.
Tiny Tim has an excellent selection of ironic head-bash-in hits.
They get “Ram Ranch” not more, not less.
Don’t stop me now -Queen
Ooooh can I join and can we wear roller skates?
“Smack My Bitch Up” by The Prodigy
How on earth has nobody said X Gon’ Give It To Ya. Maybe people are getting fixated on the Supreme Court part, but I feel like that’s the right theme for kicking any ass in a White Castle parking lot.
Nah, Deadpool already used it, it’s like an unwritten rule. When a guy in spandex runs around making millions faking a fight scene with it, you aren’t supposed to reuse it.
yeah if I’m gonna go ham on a whole group of people this is the right song
My first thought as well. Second would be Ante up by M.O.P
We’re Not Gonna Take It by Twisted Sister. Of course.
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RATM… Killing in the Name Of
Turbo Lover by Judas Priest
Amazing. I’d also like to see Painkiller as an encore.
Is nobody gonna mention Breaking the Law? Seems quite fitting
Too upbeat. Painkiller gets the vibes right.
What’s not upbeat about that situation?
The beatings will continue until the discography is played in full
I also chose Painkiller. But I’d be happy to foat fight the supreme court to any song.
Good fucking shout actually
The national anthem on loop. Because they have to hear it all the time and it’ll remind them.
This is how you remind me
They should be beaten to death without a soundtrack. Nothing should hide the sounds of their comeuppance.
blitzkrieg bop by the ramones
Goddamn that’s a good choice.
Any. The answer is any. I’ll knock the fuck out of a geriatric ignoramus while god damned polka music is in the background. But if I had to choose…Get to the Gone by Static X
Killing in the Name is the right answer, I feel.
Nazi Punks Fuck Off - Dead Kennedys(1:04)
Gag On It - Kim Petras (1:40)
She’s Kerosene - The Interrupters (2:51)
West End Riot - The Living End (3:51)
Change on the Rise - Avi Kaplan (4:01)
Or skip the play list and:
Roundabout - Yes (8:36)
Either Killing in the Name or The Pretender.
Extra points for pizazz if you were thinking of this version.
the Lauren Mayberry one is so much more heartfelt
I didn’t know she did a cover of that! Love her and chvrches.
Take the power back - Rage Against the Machine
Damn near any song by them would be great.
