i’m not sure i want to know what the first point would look like, moving either the genitals or the anus sounds horrifying, and i especially don’t want to imagine where penis wielders would urinate or ejaculate from if those functions are separated…
…perhaps we’d do like octopi, reach under and fetch a sperm package that we present instead of a wedding ring? Or maybe let’s just leave it like it is and not create horrors.
Are bananas known to help that or something?? I try to eat enough veggies but it still happens. Weirdly sometimes when I eat less veggies it sometimes gets better (but it also sometimes gets worse).
Since you mentioned that, we should add a auto-sober switch. Suspend drunk button for drive home. Resume until bed, clear drunk as soon as you pass out so you can get a good nights rest.
separated genetalia from waste systems
removed body hair and baldness
fixed acne glitch
added ability to change biological sex, with default neutral configuration
rerouted laryngeal nerve
uterus lining is now reabsorbed automatically
reinforced spine and knees
simplified foot structure
adjusted mental pathways to better adapt to modern environment
I’d like to be able to alter body hair density based on climate.
Remove hangovers
For some reason when I read this I read “Reticulating Splines” instead of reinforced spines. I was like wow random sims reference.
PLEASE
I like baldness and body hair! They should be optional too
Smooth on top, rugged in the middle
i’m not sure i want to know what the first point would look like, moving either the genitals or the anus sounds horrifying, and i especially don’t want to imagine where penis wielders would urinate or ejaculate from if those functions are separated…
…perhaps we’d do like octopi, reach under and fetch a sperm package that we present instead of a wedding ring? Or maybe let’s just leave it like it is and not create horrors.
Just have us piss from asshole
Birds had it right all along with one waste exit.
I do that already :(
Eat some banana
Are bananas known to help that or something?? I try to eat enough veggies but it still happens. Weirdly sometimes when I eat less veggies it sometimes gets better (but it also sometimes gets worse).
Honestly not sure, but I remember grandma giving me eat banana when I had wet poop to supposedly help
Ur an alcoholic
Edit: or maybe a vegan, idk. I’m an alcoholic so I calls em like I sees em
Since you mentioned that, we should add a auto-sober switch. Suspend drunk button for drive home. Resume until bed, clear drunk as soon as you pass out so you can get a good nights rest.
My GI tract unfortunately just hates me I think!
Turn standing while peeing into an actual skill.
Tfw you accidentally poop in urinal
What’s the laryngeal nerve and what’s wrong with it?
Iirc it goes down your neck, makes a 180 around an artery at the height of the breasts and goes up your neck again.
Let’s also reroute the ulnar nerve, thx